Evil Bong is a B-movie produced by Charles Band’s legendary Full Moon Features. It is a very low-budget horror comedy that rides the wave of “stoner” culture (that of cannabis users). A group of college students buy an antique bong called Eebee. They soon discover that the bong is cursed: anyone who uses it is transported to “Bong World,” a psychedelic dimension (which in the film looks a lot like the back room of a strip club) where Eebee tries to kill or trap them forever. The film has several sequels and crossovers.
At the 27-minute mark, a guy sits down in a chair at a strip club. In front of him, Kristen Caldwell performs topless on a pole. In the background are Dana Dane and Brandi Cunningham, also topless, also on poles. Shortly after, Kristen Caldwell joins the guy and shows him her breasts, covered by two stylized skulls. At the forty-fifth minute, we return to the nightclub. Dana and Brandi are at the pole, while Kristen is sitting on the couch with a guy. Two minutes later, a guy approaches Dana Dane, who is wearing a bra with shark heads on her breasts. Behind them, Gina-Raye Carter is dancing topless. At the sixty-fifth minute, a guy enters the strip club and finds Brandi Cunningham, Dana Dane, and Kristen Caldwell spinning topless around their poles. When they see him, they rush to greet him. At the seventy-ninth minute, a man is sitting on a stool. Next to him are all four strippers, two on each side.
At the 27-minute mark, a guy sits down in a chair at a strip club. In front of him, Kristen Caldwell performs topless on a pole. In the background are Dana Dane and Brandi Cunningham, also topless, also on poles. Shortly after, Kristen Caldwell joins the guy and shows him her breasts, covered by two stylized skulls. At the forty-fifth minute, we return to the nightclub. Dana and Brandi are at the pole, while Kristen is sitting on the couch with a guy. Two minutes later, a guy approaches Dana Dane, who is wearing a bra with shark heads on her breasts. Behind them, Gina-Raye Carter is dancing topless. At the sixty-fifth minute, a guy enters the strip club and finds Brandi Cunningham, Dana Dane, and Kristen Caldwell spinning topless around their poles. When they see him, they rush to greet him. At the seventy-ninth minute, a man is sitting on a stool. Next to him are all four strippers, two on each side.
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