Take the bikini-movie genre, add some hicksploitation and you get Bikini Hoe-Down (AKA Mystery On Makeout Mountain). April, May and June (Ashlie Rhey, Maureen Flaherty and Shayna Ryan) are the members of the Three Seasons Bikini Team. During their cross-country tour, they end up in Pig Hollow, where they get involved in shady land deals.
Before the opening credits, Shayna Ryan has sex with the trio’s manager, then the film begins. After about ten minutes, Griffin Drew undresses on the bank of a river to take a bath. A man is spying on her, and when she notices, she has sex with him. Five minutes later, Shayna Ryan is still having sex with the manager, in the same bed. Fifteen minutes later, Ashlie Rhey, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan are changing clothes in a bucolic setting, watched by a donkey. Six minutes later, Maureen Flaherty has sex with a muscular man in a barn. In the next scene we watch all the women of the film in the shower. Ashlie Rhey, Griffin Drew, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan totally naked all wash and fool around together. Shortly afterwards we witness a long sex scene with Griffin Drew. After six minutes, Ashlie Rhey has sex with a man in a large wooden trough. There is no missing bikini contest at the end of the film. Ashlie Rhey, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan wiggle in front of the audience, then take off their bras and show their boobs to happy viewers.
Before the opening credits, Shayna Ryan has sex with the trio’s manager, then the film begins. After about ten minutes, Griffin Drew undresses on the bank of a river to take a bath. A man is spying on her, and when she notices, she has sex with him. Five minutes later, Shayna Ryan is still having sex with the manager, in the same bed. Fifteen minutes later, Ashlie Rhey, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan are changing clothes in a bucolic setting, watched by a donkey. Six minutes later, Maureen Flaherty has sex with a muscular man in a barn. In the next scene we watch all the women of the film in the shower. Ashlie Rhey, Griffin Drew, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan totally naked all wash and fool around together. Shortly afterwards we witness a long sex scene with Griffin Drew. After six minutes, Ashlie Rhey has sex with a man in a large wooden trough. There is no missing bikini contest at the end of the film. Ashlie Rhey, Maureen Flaherty, and Shayna Ryan wiggle in front of the audience, then take off their bras and show their boobs to happy viewers.
