A French girl (Leila Fréchet) lies to her parents about her vacation destination. Instead of going to Brittany to study, she takes a cab to Saint-Tropez to visit her boyfriend. Here, she discovers that the boyfriend is cheating on her. The long original title of this sexy French comedy is On se calme et on boit frais à Saint-Tropez and it’s full of topless actresses.
The first topless is provided by Stéphane Sylvian, who lifts her shirt to have her boobs autographed by a famous DJ. Two minutes later, Krystyna Ferentz and Véronique Catanzaro are topless on a rich man’s yacht. Ten minutes later we find Leila Fréchet naked in bed with her guy, fresh from a night of sex. Meanwhile, on the beach, Krystyna Ferentz and Véronique Catanzaro are tanning and looking at muscular men in tight swimsuits. Leila Fréchet also arrives topless on the beach. A couple of minutes later Valérie Cinotto joins the list of nude actresses. One minute later Leila Fréchet is in bed naked, ready to have sex with a guy, but the couple is interrupted by the arrival of another guy. Seventeen minutes later we return to the yacht where Krystyna Ferentz and Véronique Catanzaro continue to roam around topless. Throughout the film we have longed to see Brigitte Lahaie naked, who is one of the main characters. The wish comes true at six minutes to the end, but it’s a very short scene.
